Sunday, July 12, 2009

Ready to Take Over for Kim Jong Il

Hey everybody!
Here are a few random pictures that seemed to fit in with current events. I'm a political junkie and actually watch those politically-charged round-table talk shows on Sunday mornings. As you may have heard, Kim Jong Il is not doing so well physically and reportedly selected his 25-year old son to succeed him in charge of North Korea. I think Shea should make a play to replace him. Here's Shea's application for the job. Tell me what you think.
Love,
Doug, Jess, and Shea

Representation of "Lil' Kim" from the movie "Team America." I think it's INEVITABLE that Shea will replace him as leader of North Korea!

Actual picture of Kim Jong Il.

Tell me he's not a dead ringer for "Lil' Kim" thanks to some photo editing software. At times, he not only looks the part, but he acts the part. See below for examples.

"See, I can even look down on the people I beat down and repress!"

Here is Shea's version of Chinese finger torture. Shea takes it to another level by incorporating the entire hand and wrist and by using paper towel rolls. I think that qualifies him to be an evil dictator.

Shea is also skilled in sleep deprivation torture. They say it's a common practice among state-sponsored interrogation activities. This will serve him well when he's in charge of a 3rd-world communist regime. Here's a sample of what he looks like and what we see after he cries for several hours at 1 in the morning and then wakes up at 4:30.

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